This is not just a movie…..
Movies just…. move….
This is a Frockie….. cause this Fucking Rocks….
This is the first…. lets just call it ‘movie’ for old times sake…
This is the first movie I had the pleasure of seeing on the first day… second show though… and i’d catch the night show too if I could… if I had saved some damn money!!!
If you can, see it in IMAX… I will if possible…
The MOOOOOOOST disappointing thing I found about this movie was…. well… THE THEATER WASN’T FUCKING FULL… (and the moron next to me had come calls to take… I mean seriously could you book the hooker after the movie is done?)
I actually went an hour in advance to watch the movie, and I still wasn’t sure i’d get a ticket… I missed the first 2 minutes of movie… but that had come out as a preview a looong time back…
The Joker was brilliant… seriously one of the best performances in the history of cinema!… if he doesn’t win an Oscar for this, then the awards are a fucking joke… and a bad one at that…
Two-Face was gruesome… Just goes to show how far they are willing to go for realism… If he is indeed the villain in the next film to come… they’d better give the puke bags free with every popcorn and coke! 
A Batman more human than ever, a Joker that would make Hitler pee his pants, and have osama crying like a little girl in his shelter (he probably already is), a 2face soo gruesome they actually lower the pH of you stomach acids (good for digestion), and a plot as solid as a titanium kevlar bi-weave… So what can we expect from the sequel…
Only Better…
Even God HAS to be astounded by how something so random he created has somehow managed to coalesce itself into something so remarkably brilliant!
If you don’t give it a 10 on IMDB, i’d recommend you go through at least 3 years of psychotherapy… and a plastic surgeon for the scars I leave on your face…
So go… stop reading this fucking blog… go book your tickets for the next show, and the one after that… cause I can promise you… you wont want to leave the theater…
